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funnybutclassy:

I keep quoting Moriarty in my every day life.

I’ve watched this scene over and over because he’s just so adorable. In an evil kind of way. 

vicemag:

“Pastor Mark is the coolest pastor ever. He’s got some real street cred, and I can’t believe he’s got the cajones to publish such honest advice for couples, like how wives should drop their husband’s trousers and suck their dicks while murmuring “I am a repentant woman.” I’m just surprised he forgot to mention the part where the guy fucks her throat so hard it gets bruised and she can’t talk back to him the next day—but maybe that’s just a given.”
—Cliterature - Finally, a Pastor Who Wants Women to Suck Dick

I can’t stand this guy and his stupid advice. 

vicemag:

Pastor Mark is the coolest pastor ever. He’s got some real street cred, and I can’t believe he’s got the cajones to publish such honest advice for couples, like how wives should drop their husband’s trousers and suck their dicks while murmuring “I am a repentant woman.” I’m just surprised he forgot to mention the part where the guy fucks her throat so hard it gets bruised and she can’t talk back to him the next day—but maybe that’s just a given.”

Cliterature - Finally, a Pastor Who Wants Women to Suck Dick

I can’t stand this guy and his stupid advice. 

karmaplus:

Our story is the story of the universe. Every piece of everyone, of everything you love and everything you hate, of the thing you hold most precious, was assembled by the forces of nature in the first few minutes of the life of the universe, transformed in the hearts of the stars or created in their fiery deaths.

And when you die, those pieces will be returned to the universe in the endless cycle of death and rebirth. What a wonderful thing it is to be part of that universe. And what a story, what a majestic story.

Professor Brian Cox, Wonders of the Universe.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Shake It Out (Acoustic) by Florence & The Machine from the album: Ceremonials [Deluxe Ed.]

Shake It Out (Acoustic) - Florence & The Machine

too-uglyforla:

Asking random New Yorkers with headphones on what song they’re listening to..

taivilo:

I would like to move to Alaska and have sled dogs. Today.

One of my life goals is to ride on a dog sled in Alaska. 

taivilo:

I would like to move to Alaska and have sled dogs. Today.

One of my life goals is to ride on a dog sled in Alaska.